For sale: One unicorn. Answers to “White Pony.”
Meet the Honda CB 1100 ABS, aka White Pony.
She’s not the fastest. She’s not the lightest. She’s not the smartest (zero Bluetooth, zero traction modes, zero apologies).
But neither are you, and you’ve done okay.
What White Pony gives you:
- That sweet, oily, retro-air-cooled-four growl that makes your mechanic cry tears of joy.
- ABS for when you grab a handful of brake because a squirrel looked at you funny.
- More chrome than a ‘70s disco ball.
- A seat so plush, your bum will file for joint custody.
What White Pony does NOT give you:
- Fake “angry wasp” exhaust noises.
- A riding position that requires a chiropractor on retainer.
- The need to explain to your neighbours why it sounds like a lawnmower having an identity crisis.
Mileage: barely broken in, like a stubborn mule that learned manners.
Bonus: Comes with free head turns, old guys at gas stations saying “I had one like that in ‘82” (they didn’t), and the smug satisfaction of owning the coolest bike in the Lidl car park.
Serious riders only.
Or funny ones with cash.
- für weiteren fragen: 0764 FünfSechsSieben FünfSechsSieben
- Besichtigung nach Vereinbarung.
- Der Preis ist leicht verhandelbar.
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